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A Grammatically Challenged Love Story (with VIDEO!!)

Saturday, August 18, 2007

friendster post of D. Menardo…My Gas!! Did they sure..I smell fishy.. 

 

We’ve been friends since a long time
ago. We come from the same alma
mother. Actually, our paths crossed one
time on another. But it’s
only now that I gave him a second look.
I realize that beauty is in
the eyes. The pulpbits of my heart went
fast, really fast. Cute pala
siya!

And then, he came over with me. He said,

"I hope you don’t mine. Can
I take your number?" Nag-worry ako. What
if he doesn’t give it back?
He explained naman na it’s so we could
keep intact daw. Sabi ko,
connect me if I’m wrong but are you
asking me ouch? Nabigla siya.
Sagot niya, "The!" Aba! Parang siya pa
ang galit! Persona ingrata!!!
Ang kapal niya! I cried buckles of tears.

Na-guilty yata siya. Sabi niya, "Isipin
mo na lang na this is a
blessing in the sky." Irregardless daw
of his feelings, we’ll go
ouch na rin. Now we’re so in love! Mute
and epidemic na ang past.
Thanks God we swallowed our fried. Kasi,
I’m 33 na and I’m running
out the time.

After 2 weeks, he plopped the question.
"Will you married me?" I’m
still in a state of shocked. Kasi
mantakin mo naman, when its rain,
it’s really fours talaga! This is true
good to be true. So siyempre,
Isaid yes. Love is a many splendor, di ba?

Pero nung inaayos ko na ang aming kasal,
everything swell to pieces.
Nag-di-dinner kami noon nang biglang sa
harap ng aming table, may
babaeng humirit ng, "Well, well, well.
Look do we have here." What
the fuss… The nerd ng babaeng yon! She
said they were still too on.
So I told her, "Whatever is that means,
cut me some slacks, `no!" I
didn’t want this to get our hand kaya I
had to sip it in the bud.
She accused me of steeling her
boyfriend. The nerd talaga! Ats if! I
don’t never want to portrait the role of
the other woman. Gosh, tell
her to the marines! I told her, "Please,
you should to mine your own
business!"

Who would believed her anyway? Dahil
it’s not my problem anymore but
her problem anymore. Hmphf. Tumigil na
rin siya ng panggugulo.
Everything is coming up daisies! I’m so
happy. Even my boyfriend
said liketwice. He’s so supportive. Sabi
niya, "Look at is this way.
She’s out of our lives."

Kaya I advised you - take the risk! You
can never can tell. Just
burn the bridge when you get there. Life
is shorts. If you make a
mistake, well, just pray for the
internal and external repose of
your soul. I second emotion.

 

but wait… may PART 2!!!!

I thought Jay’s ex-girlfriend was really out of our lives. But heaven
only goes that I was wrong. Kakakasal pa lang namin nun when

 Jay received a uninamous text. "Meet me at the clinic." I had a

stinking feeling in my butt. I told him not to go. It might in danger

him. Pero sabi niya, ok lang daw because life is what we make.

Tumahimik lang ako. Sabi niya, "Penny for you talks." But I didn’t

know what to say. Beggars can’t be losers. Isa pa, worried talaga

ako na baka yung girl yun. Jay said, "Can’t got your tongue?" I

tried to smile at him. Kahit di ako nagsalita, actions speak louder

than works, di ba?

Be that as is may, umalis pa rin siya. I was out of the loophole.
After a few hours, I called him on his cellphone. But my calls fell
on Jeff’s ears. Lalo akong nag-worry kasi I didn’t even know Jeff.
Sabi na nga ba di na dapat umalis si Jay. That’s what I’m talking
about it.

So I tried calling some friends who will help me find Jay. That’s
what friends are for naman di ba? But I just faced a blank mall. I
had to do this alone. Nag-taxi na lang ako. Pero ang mahal na pala

ng plug down rate.

When I got to the clinic, the security was really buffed up. Di basta-

basta makakapasok. So I said, "I beg your cordon. I’m patient. It’s

my favorite virtue nga e.Nagduda yata yung isang guard. Hinawakan

ako sa arm. The nerd! I shouted, "Don’t touch me not!" Buti na lang

the other guards were nice and said, "Come on, let’s join us."

When I went inside, parang I’ve been there, done there. Nung walang
nakatingin, nag-explore ako. Nakarating ako sa top floor and I had a
bird’s IQ of the clinic. I could not explain it but I was drawn to a room

on the floor. Siguro Divine Intermission na yun.

Parang may narinig akong umuungol. I was thorn. Di ko alam kung

aalis ba ako o papasukin ko. It made me stick in the stomach to

think that Jay and his ex-girlfriend were there. I tried to tell myself to

slower my expectations. But to tell with it! I had to strike while the

iron is not. I had to hear the truth from the corpse’s mouth. I barraged

in. O my gas! Si Jay, naka-strap sa operating table, parang genie pig

sa isang nakakatakot na experiment. He was on the cutting edge.

He was bleeding. At ang doctor na nagpapahirap sa kanya, ang

ex-girlfriend niya at ang bago nitong boyfriend, ang nurse na si Walter.

Doon ko napatunayang blood is thicker than Walter.

Guess watch? Di ko alam kung paano ko nagawa pero I was able to
search and rescue Jay. Siguro adrenaline brush na yun.

Now, he’s recovering. Nag-sorry siya na hindi siya nakinig sa akin. I
know it’s a better pill to swallow your pride so it’s forgive and forget

me not. All swell that end swell. I know we should kiss and put on

makeup.

Ang ex-girlfriend naman niya at si Walter, nakakulong na. Detention
is really better than cure. So the moral of the lesson is: if symptoms

persist, insult your doctor.

 

 

wouldn’t you just love to see her in a beauty pageant? 

op op op… you laugh that? wash dish!!!! 

 

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Previous Comments

hahahaha! sumakit ang ulo ko in fairness! :P

Posted by pards at August 18, 2007, 11:57 pm

ganun talaga eh due to assistant public demand,wala nang no choice but to posts this one.. “P

Posted by TBB at August 20, 2007, 9:39 am

NAKAKAHILO!! GRABE!

Posted by kaye at August 28, 2007, 7:24 pm

Please do me a flavor, take your drag baka maunconscience ka…

Posted by bitterbastard at September 29, 2007, 8:55 pm

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ANG SAYA NITO AH!!! SNA MY PART 3

Posted by SANDY at January 5, 2008, 7:46 pm

may kakilala ako kung mattranscribe ang dialog nya araw araw, nobela ang mabubuo natin. magseryoso na raw ako…cut the craft!

Posted by TBB at January 5, 2008, 11:53 pm

Hahahaha! Good one!

Posted by Ade at March 11, 2008, 12:11 pm

i still wanna slit a throat. :P

Posted by Darla at March 25, 2008, 11:45 pm

nice..

sobrang epidemia..

huhuhu.. sakit sa ulo..

hehe!!

Posted by loser_07 at June 10, 2008, 2:17 am

sobra naman ‘to..what’s the f#ck!!! hahaha

Posted by TBB at June 10, 2008, 6:50 am

jejejeje!!!! so substantial info..

enjoy reading… kakahilo

Posted by melissa at July 3, 2008, 8:47 pm

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Posted by joy at July 25, 2008, 6:14 pm

my pamily is da most imfortant fersonss in may layp! tenkyu. wahahaha makes me laugh everytime!

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,nahilo ako….=) ,kuleeetz…

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