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Wednesday, July 30, 2008I THINK I SHOULD EMPHASIZE: This was an e-mail sent to me 2 years ago.–TBB
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ somuch.
And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never
figured
out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the
passion
starts to heat up, and she eventually says “I don’t feel like it, I just
want you to hold me.”
I said “WHAT??!! What was that?!”
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear…
“You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
to satisfy
your physical needs as a man.” She responded to my puzzled look by saying,
“Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the
bedroom?”
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day
I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went
out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department
store.
I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive
outfits.
She couldn’t decide which one to take so I told her we’d just buy them all.
She wanted
new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each
outfit.
We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings.
Let me tell you…she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave
short of
a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a
tennis
bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her
for a loop
when I said, “That’s fine, honey.”
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, “I think this is all
dear, let’s go to the cashier.”
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don’t feel
like it.”
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?”
I then said “honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re
just not in
touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your
shopping needs
as a woman.” And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me,
I added,
“Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?”
Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either.
Previous Comments
OMG…that was funny. Sorry, I can’t think of anything intelligent to say. But the guy did have a point, a very good point. WOMAN, YOU PAY FOR WHAT YOU SHOP! XD
Posted by smoreskisspanda at August 4, 2008, 12:42 amgood, coz im allergic to smart people.
“You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.” High Five!!!
the headline, whatta big. lol
i don’t think wimmen were made to be understood. can’t live with them, can’t live without them.
Posted by Larry at August 5, 2008, 8:20 pmyea i need to emphasize. my mom read this post and freaked out thinking that I’ve become a sex machine haha
Posted by bitterbastard at August 5, 2008, 11:30 pmI was wondering what happened to that first post. Akala ko random flamer lang haha o_0
Posted by Huxley at August 6, 2008, 12:09 amYea so did i until the flamer sent me a ym. I was not supposed to delete the comment as I normally don’t do that, but it was not directed to TBB, it was directed to her son. So I needed to answer it as one.
Posted by TBB at August 6, 2008, 6:16 amThis is my long time serious joke to a man I have talked to regarding courtship..” How much you are spending before you claim your girl? A grin is the answer..really I am serious when I am asking this because, a Filipino gentleman courts a woman using his “pocket” and then too late to realize that he lost his dreams after breaking with the girl..
DISCLAIMER: NOT ALL men…when they tries to love also Man..he he he
Posted by HORNET at September 25, 2008, 12:31 pmMaybe, just maybe your girl gets more satisfied to see your pocket empty, heheheh…. Well, you can try again next week, hehehe….
Posted by Paquita at September 25, 2008, 12:54 pm@Hornet: serious joke. good oxymoron.
I really don’t spend much on a woman. may be because my types are those that i can take to hawker food stalls. plus, if that’s the whole point, i might as well get me a hooker. (better results)
i don’t believe in courtship because i find it superficial. i don’t court–i just love. if she falls for me then, bingo! 
@Paquita:
Probably, what excites women is the fact that SHE emptied her man’s pockets. any other reason will upset her.
Have you used the name manong guard from your previous comments in Ricky’s blog?
Posted by Paquita at September 25, 2008, 3:39 pmi think you posted this comment on the wrong blog entry
Posted by TBB at September 25, 2008, 3:42 pmthis is a perfect example of an evolutionary perspective of men and women. :p
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